She smells like mac and cheese, right after you add the cheese. It's strangely erotic.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
My complete lack of self respect has really improved my blow job technique
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
just woke up in a camero on the way to nebraska, i would appreciate it if you answered your phone.
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
The Uber driver took us to a Waffle House. We didn't even say anything when we got in. MAGIC.
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
I fell into the fireplace. That is a pretty good sign to stop drinking fireball
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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