for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
I think hes settled down now. He's just licking the walls and the windows.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
our friendships a beautiful delicate flower...that has been crushed by peni
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
I can't promise that. They just put an extra shot in my margarita.
I knew it was going to be good when he took off my bra and I only realized 5 minutes later
Ok fine, yes she's pregnant. But you're ignoring the most important part. HER BOOBS GOT BIGGER. That doesn't happen every day, and I owe it to myself to enjoy those boobs before the belly catches up to them!
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
Dude. My tinder just blew up in Seattle. I'm moving here. I don't give a fuck
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I NEED HELP. IM TRIPPIN BAWLS IN THE BACK OF MY MOMS CAR.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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