Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Everyone is in jail. I'll see what i can do though
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
you do realize that we pretended we were worms for like 10 minutes and inched around on the ground, don't you?
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
Drinking heavily at 3pm and about to rescue a 30lb street turtle. Dont even bother attempting to rise to this level bitch
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
I can't! Its just like the night that I bathed you, I didn't tell anyone.
Just set out 2 water bottles as an offering to my hungover self.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I'll call you on my way home
Oh my god I'm going to die between now and then... can you at least tell me if y'all hooked up???
Just spilled beer all over my bed. Should cut myself off, but instead I just took my shirt off and used it as a towel.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
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