we were having sex in the bathroom when his aunt knocked on the door
and rather than go out and meet her, i climbed out the window. so now she thinks he was masturbating and moaning his own name in a really girly voice
She brought an overnight bag to my party. Might as well have shown up wearing only a thong and a bottle of whip cream in her hand.
So i know you wont get this until you land, but if i'm late its cause i was having sex. being blunt and hope that explains things.
peeing off your aunts pourch into the koy pond seemed like a good idea at the time
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Jenna, I'm going to use all my homosexual powers to steal him from you
Austin, I will climb on top of your shoulders and slowly suffocate you with my vagina
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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