Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I like my sex mixed with concussions.
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
worse. her friends hid in the bathroom while she gave me head and then screamed surprise right as i was about to cum
The doctor wrote 'condom retrieval' on my discharge paper.
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
Friends don't let friends drunk sleep in the dorm common room
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
the night was just a blur of sex and pie
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Think he has a gf
Yea that shit doesn’t necessarily stop me
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