just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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I hate nights where "I found my underwear" can be considered a victory.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
We celebrated International Women's Day by spending $700 and taking our tops off at the strip club
The boys offered to pay but we went halfs because we're feminists
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
So when the drug raid cops tell you, you should get out of the relationship, it probably means its time.
Omg one of the midgets from last night just added me to Facebook.
I'm drunk from drinking bourbon out of a "cupcake sippy cup" at the Denny's bar. What the fuck happened to the goals I had?
Bonded with the ladies at the perfume outlet by saying "help me smell like i'm not hungover before my shift starts". This is not where I wanted my life to be
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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