Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
My booty call got married. Come over before I start tagging all the places my dick has been in her wedding photos.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
Drunk puking in my bathtub has plugged it up for the third time this year. I hate these calls to my landlord.
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
I'm the kind of girl who misses her mouth when trying to eat, do you honestly think I'm coordinated enough to wear heels during sex?
I fell asleep giving a handjob, had a sex dream about giving a handjob, and woke up giving a handjob. Life.
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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