I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
my purse only fit my wallet or the martini shaker. it wasnt even a question of which i was bringing.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
When I left you, you were walking into a room with a half naked girl. When I returned 2 minutes later, you were locked out of the room naked and she was screaming obscenities from inside. How do you manage to make every girl hat you?
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
I probably should have eaten more before I started shotgunning beers at 9am, but it was so much damn fun.
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
After I spend a passionate night with my vibrator, I have to awake and face my stuffed animals. Their beady eyes are full of shame and disappointmet. I can't deal with that level of judgement.
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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