She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I would like to remind you that Mike's hard lemonade only goes good with an extra light cigarette and seminal fluid.
My poor mother should have just stuffed me back up her vagina when she had the chance.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'm pretty sure you're not supposed to hit on someone with another guy's semen in your hair. not even at ihop.
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
How can someone be so bad at fingering? It's such a simple concept
Long story short he broke into a preschool and threw all their cones into a tree.
Come get me we have a petting zoo to throw up in.
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
I don't like pregnant me. I eat very large burritos, I don't like having sex and I can't even finish a Blue Moon.
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
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