you were so high you were expressing yourself in action figures
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
i love beer. I convinced myself that I'm going to ace the exam tomorrow. I can't even do that when I actually study.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
currently pooping in a public restroom while drinking free beer. there has never been a finer line between awesome and depressing.
I'm not trying to alarm you guys, but I think I just swallowed a ketchup packet.
He made me write my name on his wall in crayon so he'd be able to remember it in the morning
Or maybe my penis is just the key to their locked boxes of crazy, and I unleash their wrath upon all of mankind just so I can get my nut off
I got my little bro high for the first time... Turns out the two of us stoned together is a mess. We spent 10 minutes trying to communicate with each other using just our eyebrows.
All you had to say was "damn dude that looks fun, I miss ice fishing." But you sent a picture of poop. Classy
Just ate 2 pieces of pizza in the shower.. New low or fuckin brilliant??
You literally asked him, “Do you come here often? Do you want to visit my vagina?” With no hesitation
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
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