Homeslice needs to figure out he's so 2006
last night i found where hot topic managers go to die after they get fired.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
pray for me tomorrow cause I have a midterm that I've mostly studied for by watching Bill Nye episodes on the subject...
The lesbians are drunkenly meowing in the hallway again. This is the shit I'll miss at home.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Hey, please tell me that you and dad are having actual steaks tonight and I did not just get sexted by my dad
I just need a text that says "put that food down bitch" and then maybe I'll lose water weight through tears
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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