mutual masturbation is only cool if cash money records is involved.
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
I love that she's always that person who people think it's a good idea to invite her to something. and then she's there and you realize, "nope."
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
literally the only thing you kept saying was "i wish i had a beer keg vending machine that accepted hugs as payment" and everytime you said it you rubbed the urn her grandmother's remains were in
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
I may wear a condom to jerk-off tomorrow knowing that my hand has touched surfaces in this bar.
It's been two days. I am still burping up jello. Everything tastes like jello. Everything smells like jello. I am DONE with jello shots.
Well he has a golden retriever set as his background so there's no way he was filming us having sex
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
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