After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
My workout was carrying 2 cases home from the grocery. It's Bowl Week.
he ate out my asshole, i really don't think he gets embarrassed easily.
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Crazy how fast a room full of drunk teenagers sober up when someone breaks his parents' new flat screen
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I don't need tinder boy anymore but I do need free sushi
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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