I'm at derby!
The kentucky derby! But its night time, theres no way the horses are awake at this time.
and that's why we call him explosion in my pants. no one remembers his real name.
Mom is telling us about the time she drank her own breast milk. Help.
how did the keg end up in the top bunk?
The least you could do before I go into your room is throw away the condom wrapper from the other girl I know you're banging.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
You said this was your mistake shot and then vomited on the tv. Never forget.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Current status: so high that I'm unable to have coherent conversation with my mom, but still knew that when my dad said "shpritzy white stuff" I understood that he was trying to think of "whipped cream."
That text took me 10 minutes.
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I just compared my relationship to that double ended dong scene from Requiem. This day just took a turn.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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