like what am i supposed to say "im thinking of how bad that sex was"?
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
the first sign of life we got from you was four hours later. you smiled without opening your eyes when tom whispered in your ear we were getting buffalo wings.
I woke up exactly where I passed out... on top of him yet he somehow put his pants back on
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
I think my sex life is about to turn into a war on two fronts
I told him I wanted to get on him and ride him to Montana. It didnt end like i thought it would.
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
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