Spencer Pratt, I WILL beat the shit out of you someday, I Promise
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
walked into the kitchen nd asked my mom what smells like tuna she replies" your sister" now i cant eat tuna...EVER!!!
I just want you to know I tipped the cab driver $10 last night because I felt bad that he didn't have healthcare.
If this week is any indication of my life here I've got to get out ASAP. My liver can't hack it.
Look I know it's late and I hope this doesn't wake you up but I feel like you should know that I'm sleeping on my couch in my own apartment so that my friend can get laid in my bed, and I would do the same for you.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
I heard him crying and I heard him listening to porn... I'm hoping to God they weren't at the same time.
I think the old lady next to me at the bar just saw your pussy
We are magical, pot smoking, smart as hell, single as fuck, woodland dolphins.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Dude, I got drunk and sexted his little sister by accident
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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