The Worst (noun)- 1. Getting up at 6am after a night of drinking. 2. Wearing a Peter Rabbit costume.
yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
it looks like my getting laid tonight is going to depend on my knowledge of native birds. this is a weird party
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
Panda onesie. Pizza. Netflix. Wrapped up like a burrito. Screw you guys and your cute relationships THIS IS WHAT INFINITE HAPPINESS TASTES LIKE
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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