white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
Both
I skipped work to stalk him.
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
what's the appropriate greeting for someone whose bed you've had sex with someone else in?
he has this weird thing where he watches me pee
And it was in that moment when I realized that these high schoolers looked up to me and that I should set a good example. So I stole a casserole and left.
On the flip side Weston asked if he could move me to Wisconsin to be his "moto hoe" which is actually a thing apparently
I'm at my friends house alone, she's at spin class so I'm wearing her engagement ring and eating buffalo wings. It's 9:30am. Happy Valentine's Day.
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
We fucked like animals on that lion king beanbag chair that your mom got you for your 10th bday
Honestly, this social distancing bullshit is giving me a good excuse for drinking alone.
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