Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
I don't get why Lindsay Lohan doesn't just blame her bad behavior on her twin sister from the Parent Trap. I mean nobodys seen her since.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
I just feel like a girl who's never eaten a pb&j probably doesn't swallow
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
There something about a girl that pirates lemonade off a restaurant fountain as a mixer that I find intriguing.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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