We are so in love
so when's the next time you get to see your balls
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
This soccer player girl is eating this banana WAY to slow. Too early for penis shaped foods.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
He corrected me on my grammar when I came. Fuck English majors.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
I'm wine drunk & this is not good news for anybody
my liver is dry heaving
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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