what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
is it true you fucked a yoga instructor last night??! ..and let me know if you want me to post that question on your facebook so kelly can see how happy you are without her
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
You should probably wake up already as I have yet another story for you. Teaser? Blood from knife wound. Tequila. Guitar hero. Kitchen counter. Lawyer.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
So would it be tacky to offer my services as a future attorney as an engagement gift for her?
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
This message brought to you by inappropriate slogans. Cotton candy, melting in your mouth like boners.
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
So, then you thought it was a good idea to dress up like the Hamburglar, buy a bag full of McDonalds hamburgers, go to Burger King and throw them at everyone while screaming "HAMBURGLAR!". At that point there was no stopping you.
yeah....try hearing them in person. it sounds like two muppets going at it
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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