if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I just found out my birth date is Pick Your Poison Day. Goodbye, conscience, forever. I was born to live like this.
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
Good idea. You gotta take care of your vagina. She takes care of you. Pay it forward.
the worst part was waking up this morning to his skrillex ringtone.....when was it ever okay for friends to let other friends go home WITH GUYS LIKE THAT!?
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I made out with about ten people last night. And four of them were just on the way to my car from the bar. And one was my roommate.
You looked at me, said I was a nice guy. Then you drunkenly climbed on top of me and said you liked me and wanted me.
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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