the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
I had 2 shots but she spilt one on me. Kinda mad but kinda grateful
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
Thanks to you I can't show my boobs tomorrow for the interview.
You came in wearing a whipped cream bikini what did you think would happen
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