If its vodka, everyone is attractive. Tequila, everyone is dead sexy, single and fuckable.
I don't know if it was the room or her, but as soon as the pants came off, it smelt like a locker room and old man farts.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Just stuffed an entire cupcake in my mouth after finishing third glass of wine. Valentines day is pretty much going how i expected it.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
We've been walking through the woods for two hours, he just keeps taking pictures. At least we'll remember this tomorrow.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Lol what? Monday night impromptu acid drop was the alternative.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
I was asked last night if Magnum makes a XXL..... I don't think I've ever broken this many condoms in my life
We need to get walkie talkies for when we're drunk so if we are at different parties or lost we can talk
We're just starting to open presents and I already need a shot. This is gonna be a long Christmas day.
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