If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
There is a girl getting fingered on my left, a middle aged drink man smoking a bong and two girls flashing the cameras in front of me. I'm in the middle trying to maintain my innocence.
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
corona bottle fell out of my backpack and broke in the middle of my physics midterm. yay me.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
You kept ripping all your clothes off and saying, "Let me be free!"
Did we do drunk science last night? There's tequila in the test tubes...
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