her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
tonight is going to be epic. can you pre-book an ambulance?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
From the prices on this menu it looks like I have no choice. I have to blow him.
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
Oh my god. He likes it up the butt. But loves womanly support. Omg. Its bad. Its bad. Ive had too much whiskey for this to be ANYthing except bad.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
That unicorn pillow pet really made sleeping with my head in the toilet a little better.
TOPLESS DRIVE THRU! I have no money and my dignity is at an all time low.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
Does being an adult mean drunkenly signing for your tax return from a foreign country? If so, I've reached adulthood.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
Wanna go on a picnic?
... by picnic I mean wanna sit on a blanket and drink with me?
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