hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
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