I just saw a woman point to her daughter and scream at her husband THIS IS YOUR GENES, THIS IS YOU.
somehow I got talked into dressing up like a hot dog, spinning around ten times, and shooting lay ups in front of thousands of students
I am intoxicated and cannot bring you a burrito. However, if you want to bring ME one...
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
there is laundry and salad ALL OVER my car, i need context
Legit I think I might have gotten hepatitis C from licking the window of that last cab.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Fuck romance. Just shaved my nipples in the shower because I felt like it. That's the life I'm about.
Are u guys proud? I puked my brains out last night at a strip club. While my two fave strippèrs held my hair
I witness him finger a girl behind the dj decks yet I'm still going to meet up with him. Wtf is my life
Yeah but who says we can't be shitfaced and tan at the same time?
I currently don't understand fingers.
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