You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
Dude go to the top of pikes peak right now to catch Kevin Bacon's band performing
The bacon? Yeah right. What if there's Tremors?
Him and Burt have already taken care of that. It's a once in a lifetime chance to catch the Bacon brothers live in concert. I sort of have a boner
Last night was def like the makeout party episode of full house
i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
He was so drunk that he tried to backflip off a baby chair.. How do you think that ended?
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
Pregaming for shuffle board at 10 AM. I love spring break.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
His parents came home, and now I'm hiding in a closet; awaiting death at dawn.
You are always hiding in a closet though??
I impressed him by taking off my panties without removing my pants.
i accidentally gave my stepdad ketamine so id say it was a fun weekend.
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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