What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
Oh my God, I want him to live with his face in my vagina forever.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Although last time you were unsure about someone they flipped a golf cart on me.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
I LOVE YOU SO MUCH I'M ON A WILD DICK CHASE FOR YOU. How many lesbians do YOU know that would do that? HOW MANY????
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
we watched a guy take a shot of tequila while riding a unicycle
His idea of a night out is drinking beer in the driveway. He's been on house arrest too long
I want to conceive our bastard child on an athletic field. Why can't we make this happen?
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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