He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
We had sex on the hood of my car and broke the windshield.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
I forgot not everyone drinks wine out of the bottle. My grandma just asked if i needed a glass with a disappointing look.
Watching porn with a bag of marshmallows. Thats when you know you're stoned.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I don't think I'd trust a marching band with trampolines to not cause serious damage to themselves/ property.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
cassie wtf are you alive??! no one has seen you for like seven hours whereeee did you go
IS IT POSSIBLE FOR A GUY TO NOT HAVE BALLS
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
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