saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
Found out my brother is now my eskimo brother...One of my proudest times as a brother
Woke up next to my bed in a pile of skittles, sleeping on a pair of sweatpants. I can't believe the girl didn't stick around..
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
I just got three pairs of underwear free and a bathing suit for $20 by modeling them and letting the salesman grope me a bit.
It's great being a young gay man in Chicago!
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
You were having sex very loudly, so I felt it necessary to blast the Thong Song, bust out the trusty old airhorn and walk in on you. MY BAD.
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
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