Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
It was great. Even bought me breakfast in the AM
From?
Well, he didn't exactly take me out, but left a $20 on the table...
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
I just dropped macaroni right down my cleavage. For the sake of our future, I'm really banking on this being a turn on for you.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
I just called my mom 'Napoleon bronaparte'. I need to stop hanging out with you.
I just had my first non-cocaine-induced nosebleed for the first time in 2 years. This calls for a celebration.
SHE GRABBED MY FULLY ERECT DICK IN A BAR AND STUCK HER TONGUE DOWN MY THROAT AND I COULD NOT CLOSE
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
This will always be remembered as the Christmas I had 15 Russians sing christmas carols to me at 130am alone in a gas station while I was stoned on pot brownies
Drunk me is basically the Oprah of nudes. Everyone gets one.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I thought he was hot. You know, in a “I’ve gone batshit insane and want blood for the blood god” sort of way.
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