How can i ever say i miss u when u wont go away
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
I'm gone to the point of literally hugging trees, partially for support, but also because I like them.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Knowing that porn stars want to fall in love is the weirdest thing I've found to be beautiful recently. I'm so lonely.
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
so i'm with my friends driving on the highway and just saw a guy in the car next to us sucking on a dildo. can't make this shit up.
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