I'm too high to be shopping. I just contemplated deoderant for fifteen minutes. Now testing pillows
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
Fucking him was like shopping for my first training bra.. Embarrassing yet extremely useful
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
I've seen people win free drinks for a lot less dude, no need to drop trou on a piano.
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I woke up, topless, my car was parked funny so I threw on my hoodieto go fix it and found a jello shot in my pocket. where did I go last night?!
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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