Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
first party of the semester tomorrow. thinking of wearing a huge sign that says "my summer was good" to avoid the 67 questions and get straight to drinking
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I am not betting on the failure of any friend that is not you.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
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