You do realize the lyrics aren't "hold me close TONY DANZA" right?
You can't be serious.
i wish there was a holiday celebrated with pizza eating
You know its bad when you can over hear the planned parenthood nurses talking shit behind your back... they've seen everything
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
I'm standing outside of the bar watching homeless men teach a kid how to pee of the sidewalk.
Seriously this night has "go home now before you cry, puke or scream on someone" written all over it.
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
for real. if he messaged me that i'd have made his penis cower in a corner.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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