shit is crazy. i just keep thinking that this kid growing inside Emily used to live in my balls.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
This morning my doorman told me it was an accomplishment for me to be standing and conscious after last night.
he squeezed my boobs like he didn't know what else to do with them, then turned down head...
told you he was gay.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
Thanks be to the Goddess of Whores!! I straightened my bed before Ken got here. Found Calvin's boxers in the sheets!!!!
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
its 2pm. u awake yet?
ill text u back later. still peeling fingernail polish off my face.
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
He told me that he'd ride his snowmobile from Cincinnati to Toledo in this blizzard just so I could give him head.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
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