Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
Not even close. I woke up in the bed of Codys truck. Wrapped up in a sleeping bed, using a stuffed alligator as a pillow. And Alex was laying naked beside me. Not to mention I wasn't wearing the clothes I got there in.
The security guard told you that the room was off limits and you just looked at him and said,"Its okay, I have a beard".
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
He's a forty-something balding gay man with no boundaries or sense of social norms. Of course we should befriend him.
You know you're an adult when you break 100 to get 75 cents, to buy a condom from a bar vending machine in South Boston.
So is it your turn now to pretend like dating someone else would stop us from fucking?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I am at a cat party and I just witnessed people lapping vodka out of a bowl for a contest. Lol
you had her IN YOUR BED NO PANTS AND YOU GAVE HER THW BOOT?!?!?!
Stage five clinger bro. had to go.
I just watched a magician wearing a fedora deep throat a balloon\n
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