Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
You put a nerf gun to his head and demanded him to take you to taco bell..
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
Tonight just try not to threaten to pee on the hot guys buying us drinks....please..
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Do you think wearing a shirt that says I like penis is too much for tonight?
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
I had sex with marker all over my face so I can do just about anything.
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
He is peeing inside and sticking up for himself. Those are two of the four signs of the apocalypse.
Kinda hard to look your partner in the face the day after a rousing game of How Many Ways Can I Capture Your Penis.
I'm literally naked with a whole pizza in my lap sitting in my chair.
Just convinced the cute guy from class that I have prostate cancer. GET ME OUT OF THIS TOWN!
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