After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
I was batman and I saved her. Then we had sex on a rooftop.
My first sex dream, I blew myself. Yours definitely wins.
you looked at her and told her she looks like the girl you lost your virginity to then told her you wanted to lose it to her again
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
No. I heard a cover of "my heart will go on". This is not sanity.
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
So yeah, my old kindergarten teacher just asked me who gave me the hickies on me neck.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
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