Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
He told me the color of his piss. Worst. First date. Ever.
No...this little piggys going to the bar
Why is it so hot and why are these the only pants in my life.
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I know that you sometimes make decisions based on comedic effect, but losing your virginity shouldn't be one of them.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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