i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
I never thought that I'd ever use the phrase "and the resulting ice cream explosion" seriously at work...
...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just canoed to the bar. I am a skilled drunk paddler.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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