found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
my Econ professor just passed around his phone for us to take a pic of ourselves so he could learn our names. I am currently looking him up on my sex offenders app.
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
I've crashed the car, it's a write off. The police are here and I'm dressesd as a crayon.
Teenager with grandparents staying in their room: is to blue balls, as parent waiting for teen to come home safe: is to sleep. You will live- love mom
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
My "birthday sex" consisted of approximately 25 seconds of him going down on me in the shower.
Randomize
