I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
I don't give a shit about soccer but I'm really excited about drinking at 7 in the morning
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
When I come over I'm bringing "Socky" the Alcoholism Prevention puppet, today he is going to tell you boys about his FAVORITE word---its called "moderation"
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
We were simultaneously boning chicks 3 feet away from each other. Do you realize how much that upped our 15 year friendship?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
you told me I was being patronizing because I didn't want you to run barefoot across a construction site
It was just another case of she fell in love I fell asleep.
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