I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
You should've come with us, we're at Home Depot looking for men.
god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
he asked me to put his condom on because he couldn't see without his glasses
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
At what point lastnight did a lens fall out of my glasses and nobody tell me?
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
it's 1043 pm. still havent changed out of the shirt i wore last night so at this point i figure i'll go for twosies.
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