HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
well we are all hammered and my parents are reminiscing about all the times they drove us home drunk from Christmas
her roommate was in the bathroom for over an hour so i volunteered to take the dog out and i shit in the bushes
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Wine floats aren't as good of an idea as they seem
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Bro, she said my penis was the best thing to happen to her mouth since teeth.
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
He used his penis as a drumstick on my back and had me guess what song he was playing.
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
Did u puke in a church parking lot? And go to the wrong funeral yesterday? Lol
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