Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Would you like to blur the lines between friendship and lesbianism tonight?
You were so hammed, you asked your buddy in Economics to plot a demand curve for Parmesan Cheese.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
Dude, it's not gay. It's winter.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
All i remember is looking at the bottle vodka that I was drinking and wondering how it was suddenly empty.
That may have had to do with you chugging it
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