Text me right after you finish, I want to know how the ghetto fleshlight worked out
How about I just call you while I'm doing it so you can hear my reaction?
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
the clerk said it was the first time she had ever seen someone walk in the next day to return the tux still wearing the tux
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
Walk-of-shaming home in that dress you got arrested in. Six guys called out your name when I walked past. I've never been more proud of us.
hi sober isdnt real. this is a mass rtoomate taext i thing. bye
AMAZING.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
I wouldn't marry anyone who wouldn't symbolically fuck a doughnut with a sausage though.
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
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