she was so not down for the gang bang
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
today i learned why jack sparrow loved rum so fucking much
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
Can we hire someone to dj while we have sex?
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I wish men found my impeccable aim when spitting into the sink attractive.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I just used bulldog clips for nipple clamps. Also, a wooden spoon as a paddle. DYI Domination or Ghetto Bondage?
Who the fuck gets injured on a merry-go-round? HOW IS IT POSSIBLE??
This is Ryan, Kristin's husband. I don't know if you meant to send that pic to me at 3am. You may want to call Kristin. Neat piercing though.
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