you want to go make fun of the strippers on try out night
i got kicked out last time for laughing
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I gotta shower this stuff off me I'm starting to hear baby kittens in the toilet tank again..
I don't think that calm, have their shit together people actually exist.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
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